Thursday, September 18, 2008


Ok…first, I am a Delawarean, lived here all my life, If I do not vote for Joe Biden, they will know and they will find me. “ DUDE!!!” you shout over the sounds of the porn pop-ups on your monitor “Vote for ________ as President…F! them people!”. You do not understand, I am still feeling the impacts of the whole Pete Dupont Dibacle….his people still follow me around…Never again.

Second…I think we should put all our money together a perfect the time machine and get someone who has a clue!!!! TR or maybe George Marshall…maybe Ike would agree to save us…Id settle for Martin Vanburen.

I do like Obama, I think he is smart, I like the way he talks issue (mainly) but he doesn’t have the experience. I love John Mccain, but if he passes…god forbid…Palin becomes president??? NFW!!

Wait…before you jump down my throat, its not anything she has done that garners my harsh views…She hasn’t the experience for the job.

I have no idea what Im doing in November…other then voting for Biden.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Impending doom one step closer…apparently

That’s right, the super huge atom smasher in Switzerland is up and running…smashing Atoms. Some think that when it is up to its full smashy goodness, it may cause blackholes to form. I say “ Great! One more thing to add to the list of worries!... Thanks science”.

Does it bug anyone else that we as humans have come up a zillion ways to kill our selves yet we still cant prevent a Pepsi ™ from going flat? We can kill a human from around the world with a remote controlled drone yet my cable still goes out? Why don’t I have a hover car like on the Jetson’s that runs off of love??? We can build a super Atom smasher with its 17 miles of tunnels yet Warhammer online’s ™ patching server still goes down…come on humans! PRIORTIES!

Personally, I hope it opens some dimensions…I would love to see the past as it really was and all that thoughtful stuff…but I am also hoping for a dimension where all women dig me and Im regarded as “uber cool”….it could happen…maybe.

Oh well, I guess I will toil away here at tedium central with all the rest of the nameless cog’s…that is until the armies of Haberax the destroyer come poring through the dimensional gate…then Im all freedom fighter baby!!! WOLVERINES!!!!!!